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Handed Down Jokes

My dad handed down to me a hereditary disease that causes diarrhea all the time.

It runs in the jeans.

Did you hear about that decision the Supreme Court handed down without Justice Ginsburg?

It was ruthless.

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The Wise Rabbi

A nazi once approached a Jewish rabbi.
"How are you jews so clever? Tell me or I'll kill you!" he demanded.
The rabbi stroked his beard. "Ok, I'll tell you, but first you must become more spiritual. Go and fast for 40 days. Each day, immerse yourself in freezing water."

40 days later, ...

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