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Hammer Nail Jokes

Why do carpenters sometimes switch hands to hammer nails?

So that it feels like someone else is doing the work.

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Sign Language at a construction site

These guys were working at a construction site building a multi story building. A guy on the fifth floor realizes that he needs a hammer but doesn't have one. Going down 5 floor again is too much of a hassle. So, he wants a guy on the ground to bring it up to him. He yells, but because of distance a...

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