Hammer And Nail Jokes - 3 Hilarious Hammer And Nail Jokes

A rookie carpenter is on his first day of a new job...

The foreman greets him at the job site and tells him his first task will be to nail some sheathing on a roof. The rookie grabs a hammer and nails and gets to work.

The foreman watches the rookie work for a while, and when he's finished he calls him over. The foreman says, "I think your nickna...

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A duck goes to a bar.

The duck enters the bar and asks the bar man, "do you have bread?"

To which the bar man responds, this is a bar we have whisky, beer and all sorts of alcholic beverages, do you want any?"

The duck says "do you have bread?"

The bar man replies "this is a bar we dont sell bread he...

Jesus is back...

Two homeless friends meet in a small british town on a Sunday morning after a long time.

*We must celebrate, let's have a drink, what do you have on you?*

*I only have a few Euros, and you?*

*Me too, hardly enough to have a nice drinking day.*

After a moment of silence, t...

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