What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Happy Halloween
What do you call Halloween decoration that's put up too early?
Premature e-jack-o-lantern.
A good Halloween decoration
If you need a good Halloween decoration, just put up a calendar. Cause nothing is as scary as 2020
I don't know why we put up those Halloween decorations at work.
We already have a skeleton crew.
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I bought a 3 foot long skeleton arm for my Halloween decoration today.
The store assistant asked me, 'Are you going to put it up yourself?'
'No, you sick fuck, it's going in my living room,' I replied.
Was told this year I can’t put up my Halloween decoration..
Which is a shame I thought a sign saying “child molester” was really scary.
Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?
A: Saudi Arabian consulate
I can’t believe people’s Halloween decorations are still up...
Halloween is 364 days away, guys
I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be
All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them
Visiting Nan's for Halloween
Just thought I'd nip over to my Nan's, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.
She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer...I'll pop back next year.
A man lives in a largely democratic neighborhood
He starts hanging up a “Trump 2020” sign. All of his neighbors see it, and tear it down. He puts up a new one. They tear it down. After he puts a third “Trump 2020” sign up, his neighbors approach him.
“Why are you hanging up a Trump sign? We always though you liked Biden!”
“I do” repl...
6 more months until Halloween
Which means 2 more weeks until stores start putting out Halloween decorations.
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