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What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot?

671 Hallmark movies.

Dad joke: What's a hallmark movie played backwards?

A country song. :D

Whatโ€™s the difference between Hallmark movies and Scooby-Doo?

One has formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and bad guys trying to close some kind of real estate deal, and the other has a talking dog in it.

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