UPJOKE

According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a Half Horse and Half Human Doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

Nobody believes that I was born half Zentaur half human.

The top half of my body is Zentaur (Centaur) but the bottom half is human.

I find this funny but so far nobody else does. Can I improve the joke somehow?

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