A woman wearing a dirty basketball jersey walks into a bar. She lifts her arm, showing everyone her hairy armpit. "Would any of you men like to buy me a beer?" she asks.
One man, who has drunk at least fourteen beers already, says, "I'd like to buy the ballerina a beer!"
The bartender says, "Look, sir, I have met many women over the years. Some were more tomboyish than girly, others more girly than tomboyish, but none as tomboyish as this woman. For example, ...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin...
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand ...
This woman, who has never shaved her armpits, is sitting in a bar...
This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so, as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every twenty minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink.
This goes on all night. The ot...
An old nearly blind marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar
He sits down at the bar, squints through his old eyes, sees a woman at the end of the bar and gives her a wave.
She sees the old man, lifts her arm and gives him a big wave back, revealing a very hairy armpit.
The old marine says to the bartender “I’ll take a shot of whiskey, and sen...
A fat lady walks into a bar.
She raise her arm showing off her hairy armpits and says “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” A drunk guy in the back says “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”
This goes on a few more times. “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.” ...
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The Farmer's New Addition
There once was a farmer who owned luscious pastures. He proudly looked over them everyday. He always took care of all of his animals.
Though one day he had brought in a new foal, a chestnut coloured one, that he thought was adorable.
He got him on the farm but the foal looked nervous ...
A woman with hairy armpits enters a bar..
She sits at the end of the bar and raises her arm to call the bartender and a drunkard would say, "Hey, bartender.. give the ballerina a beer on me.."
This happened two more times and the bartender finally asks, "Tell me, I'm curious.. What makes you say that the woman at the end of the...
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