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Gut Buster Jokes

One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.

Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy was arrested today, and confessed to the crime of beating a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcilean dolls. The police admit, this may be the first recorded instance of a knick knack paddy whack...

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/r/jokes, I need your help to win a woman, please! (sorry this isn't a joke post)

I am going on a first date with a girl whom I ***really*** like and she loves humor and to laugh, and I NEED TO KNOW some serious gut buster jokes. I don't care if they're dirty or sexual or furthermore offensive in nature. Please, just lay your best stuff on me in the comments.

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