It's good thing tall people like me don't grow on trees

friend: too bad shorter people could use the shade!

How many apples grow on trees?

All of them

My parents always tell me that money doesn't grow on trees.

So then why do banks have branches?

halloween, the one day a year money really does grow on trees

while in the age of covid-19 at least

Events like 9/11 don't grow on trees

They grow on Bushes

After cleaning up from a recent severe storm, my neighbor offered me free wood for my fireplace.

That was very nice of him. Free firewood doesn't grow on trees, you know.

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an interesting title

the only thing i know for certain is that money doesn’t grow on trees because we don’t want giraffes eating all our money. greedy fucking giraffes.

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A three legged man walked into a bar after a long day

He sat down at the bar and after a few drinks he still had hardly spoken to anyone. The barkeeper was getting curious about this man's story, so he came over and said, "I've seen a lot of shit here in Florida, but I have to admit that I've never seen anyone like you. What's your story?"

The m...

A Man finds a Leprechaun at the end of a rainbow

Suprised the Leprechaun tries to hide


The man says "I found you, can I have my pot of gold?"


The Leprechaun unwillingly gives him the pot, "I don't usually give this away free, this stuff doesn't grow on trees you know..."


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Just 1 year later the ma...

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