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Grow On Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on trees?

All of them

If money dosnt grow on trees

why do banks have branches?

halloween, the one day a year money really does grow on trees

while in the age of covid-19 at least

Events like 9/11 don't grow on trees

They grow on Bushes

Apples are a lot like oranges

They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each other.

After cleaning up from a recent severe storm, my neighbor offered me free wood for my fireplace.

That was very nice of him. Free firewood doesn't grow on trees, you know.

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A three legged man walked into a bar after a long day

He sat down at the bar and after a few drinks he still had hardly spoken to anyone. The barkeeper was getting curious about this man's story, so he came over and said, "I've seen a lot of shit here in Florida, but I have to admit that I've never seen anyone like you. What's your story?"

The m...

A Man finds a Leprechaun at the end of a rainbow

Suprised the Leprechaun tries to hide


The man says "I found you, can I have my pot of gold?"


The Leprechaun unwillingly gives him the pot, "I don't usually give this away free, this stuff doesn't grow on trees you know..."


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Just 1 year later the ma...

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