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Grow A Pair Jokes

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Stop saying “grow a pair”

Balls are weak. Instead say “grow a vagina” - coz it can take a pounding

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"Grow a pair" is a terrible metaphor for toughen up because testicles can't take a beating

Instead people should say "Grow a dick" because men beat theirs every night, and every morning it's standing back up harder than it was before

only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son?

GROW A PAIR!

A classmate asked me if pears grow in America.

I told her to grow a pair and find out.

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What is the opposite of a misogynist?

That little pussy, Brian. Always talking about his feeling and shit like a little bitch. Fucking grow a pair, dude.

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