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Group Project Jokes

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.

I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you screwed it up.

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Voting is like doing a group project in school

I did my part, but Iā€™m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up

At my funeral I want to invite everyone I ever did a group project with in school.

This way, if they lower my casket or fail to show up, they can let me down one last time.

The recommendation to self-isolate by governments feels like we were all given a group project and so far the progress seems similar to a typical group project.

The minority is doing most of the work while everyone else does whatever they want.

What I learn from group projects

That it is a solo project with no sleep

I was once in a group project with a girl who did nothing but send feet pics

That was her sole contribution

I was part of a group project

With my wife.

I only put in 30 seconds of work but I still put my name on the birth certificate.

In group projects, they call me the task manager

I **control** the group, **shift** the blame, then proceed to **escape**

The killing of Julius Caesar is a perfect example of group project. 60 dudes agreed to kill Caesar

But there were only 23 stab wounds

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So this girl comes home pregnant.

Her mom's like, "What the shit? How'd you get all knocked up like this? Who's the dad?"

And she's like, "Mom, you've got it all wrong, it's a school project about the miracle of life!"

Mom's like, "Bitch you betta tell me who that bump's father is!"

The daughter just cries and i...

How would a giant robot that's controlled by multiple people be rendered useless?

Make operating it a school group project!

Group work can be tough...

I'm taking European history for a 'social studies' credit. Closer to the end of the semester we had a group project and my group ended up with the united kingdom as our topic. Almost immediately we ran into problems though because everyone was against group work and organizing this was growing ever ...

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