UPJOKE

two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast

1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour

2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a

I need assistance reddit. I work with kids and need jokes puns and otherwise for fall and Halloween.

The more groan worthy the better. Once i have enough i will put them in a box/ bag appropriately named the "monster box" since it looks like a green monster.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir.

[Groan worthy penguin jokes](https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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