Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Me: "I never know when to quit"

Interviewer: "That's ok, you're hired"

Me: "I quit"

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes I could

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Hiring manager: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Man: "I’d say honesty ."

Hiring manager: "I don't think that's a weakness."

Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness?

**Me:** I use bad words

**Interviewer: *[laughing]*:** that’s okay, we’re pretty tolerant around here

**Me:** well that’s extrusively harbilary to hear

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Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

Source: [Jorgen Sundberg](https://twitter.com/JorgenSundberg/status/304345440017596418)

What is an amputee kickboxer's greatest weakness

His inability to walk away from a fight

Employeer: So what's your greatest weakness?

Me: I always celebrate prematurely.

Interviewer: So what would you say is your greatest weakness?

Guy: I'd have to say my honesty

Interviewer: Well that doesn't sound like a weakness

Guy: Honestly, I don't care what you think

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At a job interview, the boss asked me, "What is your greatest weakness?"

I glanced down at my wheelchair and said, "Surely you must be joking."

"Not at all," he replied.

"Alright then- underage fanny."

Enter job interview . Interviewer asks infamous question "what is your greatest weakness in the workplace?" Pause for 10 to 15 seconds then say "I'm bad with awkward silences "

If the don't laugh then pause again and say "sometimes my jokes aren't well received " problem solved

At an interview they asked where I saw myself in five years

I answered:

“Well, I think my greatest weakness is my poor listening skills.”

I went for a job interview today.

The interviewer said to me, “What would you say your greatest weakness is?”

I said, “I think I’d have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength.”

Interview (NSFW...kinda....)

Sitting at a promising job interview panel, the moderator asked, "what is perhaps your greatest weakness?" To which I responded, "some people say that I'm brutally honest." She said, "some may consider that a strength." I say, "WELL I DON"T GIVE A SH\*T WHAT YOU THINK, KAREN!

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A guy goes in for an interview at a big company...

The guy has prepared well and he’s crushed all of the behavioral and technical questions. It seems as if he’s going to get the position. Then the interviewer says:

“I just have one last question. What is your greatest weakness?”

The guy responds “My greatest weakness is my honesty.”...

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I go for my first job interview

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me:Well, I suppose that's my porn addiction.
Interviewer: Hired


You see honesty truly is the best policy. And that's how I got my job at pornhub.

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