Guy says to a girl on tinder “You can call me the GOAT” “Why? Cause you’re the greatest of all time?”
“No, cause I’m gonna eat your bush”
An Emperor wanted to prove that he was greater than Alexander the Great
So he visited an elderly Council of Historians who had the power to write an Emperor's legacy after his time and spread his fame far and wide.
He asked them, "O Great Historians, what made Alexander a Great King? I wish to be greater than him and the greatest in human history"
And he ...
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