President Trump's greatest accomplishment was making us give the Coast Guard the respect that it deserves as a branch of the Armed Forces.
He accomplished this by creating the Space Force.
My husband believes my greatest accomplishment...
is his last name.
A British, A German and an American military doctor were competing on who had done the greatest accomplishment during their careers.
The Brit said that he had replaced a blown off leg with a wooden one and the man had went on to become an acrobat.
The German said that that was nothing and that he had replaced a blown off arm with a wooden one and the man had went on to become Germany's greatest drummer.
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I went to a support group the other day.
The leader asked everyone to share their greatest accomplishment. When it got to me I told them, “I plugged in a usb on the first try once.” The instructor looked at me and said, “I’m sorry, this group is for people with low self esteem. Pathological liars are across the hall.”
St. Peter decides he wants a day off from the Pearly Gates, so he asks Jesus to fill in for him.
“Your job is simple,” says St. Peter. “Whenever someone approaches the gates, you ask them about their accomplishments in life. If their answer satisfies you, you let them in to Heaven. If not, they get sent to Hell.” Jesus thinks this sounds simple enough, and he agrees.
Before too long, a m...
There was once a marathon runner who had become quite famous and won many awards for his records.
He was so well liked that eventually he became the president of Iran. During his tenure he managed to take over multiple countries including Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Greece, Armenia, Georgia, Iraq and Syria. They were all assimilated and became a part of Iran. The only country he didn’t manage to take ...
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