3 guys stand in front of the heaven gateway waiting to enter
Archangel Gabriel greeds them but tell them that because of new rules only the ones with a worthy death story may enter.
First guy in line: "Well.. I came home early from work and found my wife naked and exhausted in bed. I realized her deed and in fury I started looking for her lover and soo...
A man stands before St. Peter
St. Peter says "You are in luck today! All you need to do to enter into heaven is to tell me of one unselfish deed you have done!" The man says, "Boy, do I have a story for you! I was walking home from work and came to my usual shortcut, an alley behind a bar. There I saw a gang of five bikers, a...
Special Pig
A farmer walks into a bar with a pig with a wooden leg. Bartender says "We don't allow pigs in here". Farmer says "This is no ordinary pig this is a special pig". Bartender asks, "What's so special about it?" Farmer replies, "I was out fishing in my pond, fell out of my boat, I can't swim. Pig broke...
Hurricane Katrina
An old gentleman from New Orleans gets to heaven and is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says to him "You have to pick one story that describes your life and that is the only story you may tell for all of eternity."
The man thinks about it and decides he is going to tell the story of Hurrican...
Native American Chief and his 3 sons
One evening, a Native American chief sat down to eat dinner with his wife and three sons. The youngest son, asked his dad how he was named because his friend, Sharp Spear, told him that his name came from what his dad is known for- sharpening spears for the village men. The chief looked at his son, ...
A fun story about Dungeons and Dragons
I remember reading this great story, goes somewhere along these lines:
The party is traveling on a mountain in a blizzard, and every member rolls to see if they fall from the cliff. A dwarf warrior doesn't pass the check due to his armor, and falls.
DM: You fall from the cliff but hav...
A man, wandering through the desert, comes across a small town. [Long]
Being thirsty and exhausted, he looks for the nearest inn. Soon enough, he finds one and stumbles in. "Water," he mumbles to the bartender, holding up two fingers and glancing at the sign that reads 'Free Water'. As soon as the waters arrive, he gulps both of them down. "You must be th...
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