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Great Marriage Jokes

My stupid parents and their stupid great marriage.

Ruined my standup career.

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I just received some great marriage advice

Today was my first day back in work, after a month off for my wedding. One of the old timers comes up to me with some advice.

"The first weekend is the most important in your marriage. On Saturday morning, get up really early. Take a bus into town, buy only the freshest bread; stroll to the f...

FIL marriage advice

My father in law once told me the secret to a great marriage. On your 5th wedding anniversary take your wife to the old country.



On your 40th anniversary go back and get her.

Three car salesmen have a wreck on the way to work

They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says "Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven."

To the first he says "My son, while on Earth did you lead a good life?"
"Oh yes, " says the first man," I had thirty years of marriage to a wonderful woman and I was hones...

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Stockholm Syndrome

My wife and I have a great marriage and a healthy sex life, even after all these years. And Iā€™d like to think that Iā€™m pretty good at sex. But I do have low self esteem, so sometimes I wonder if Iā€™m doing a good job, or if her vagina has Stockholm Syndrome.

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