Did you ever hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a very well thawed out plan
What do farts and Houdini have in common?
Both are great escape artists, but once the trick is done everybody leaves.
My ex text me. She said, "Gonna see a film with my new bf. What should we watch? ;)"
"There's one that makes me think of you," I replied, "It's called 'The Great Escape'."
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