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Great Bloke Jokes

My dad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.”

Great bloke...


Terrible anaesthetist.

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My grandad always used to say: "you need to be upfront with everybody"

Great bloke, shit goalkeeper

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"Do you know what happens when you die? " this priest said to me,

"Well yes, " I replied, "the kids will argue over my shit, the wife will probably shag my brother again and everybody who thinks I am a proper cunt will go round telling my family what a great bloke I was. "

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