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I noticed a nuclear fusion reactor the other day in my backyard.

While in my backyard the other day, I noticed a large gravitationally confined plasma thermo-nuclear fusion reactor. Being an engineer, I saw that it was radiating huge amounts of energy at very high velocity in the form of incredibly high frequency transversely polarized Maxwellian electromagnetic ...

The more you weigh, the more attractive you are.

Gravitationally speaking.

Yo mama's so fat she's attractive....

…. gravitationally

I am not fat...

I am just horizontally challenged ... or gravitationally significant.

I have a confession to make. I'm attracted to children.

Gravitationally speaking.

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