Grandpa And Grandson Jokes

Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day’s fishing. At lunchtime, the man opens a can of beer.

“Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy.

“I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy touch your backside?”

“No, Grandpa.”

“Then you can’t have any beer.”
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Grandpa and grandson are on the porch. The grandpa is smoking a cigar. The grandson asks “ Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?”

Grandpa replies “Well does your dick touch your asshole?”

The grandson is confused but replies “No.”

“Well then you can’t have a puff!”

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*Grandpa lights up a cigarette.*

Boy: can I have one of those cigarettes?

Grandpa: is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?

Boy: No.

Grandpa: then you're not a man yet and can't have a cigarette. These are just for me.

*Grandpa cracks open a beer.*

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