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What do you call 8 Italian grandmothers, sitting on a bench next to a superhero?

Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN!

Grandmothers are like websites

They keep asking you to accept their cookies.

How many Lutheran grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

No, I'm fine, don't make a fuss over me. I'll just sit in the dark.

A joke for people with grandmothers

A grandmother is at the beach, watching her young grandson playing in the surf. Suddenly a huge wave comes in, picks him up, and carries him far out from shore, where he quickly goes under.

The woman is frantic. She drops to her knees and says, "Dear God, if you save my grandson, I swear I'...

Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings.

One of them says to the other, โ€œMine are so good at social distancing, they wonโ€™t even call me.โ€

The hardest part about my grandmothers death?

Making it look like an accident.

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What do you call your grandmothers husband?

Grandmotherfucker

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