My wife and I are both unemployed. My mum died in a car crash. We have three children and we're all staying in my grandma's place, and my grandma died this week. My dad has to work at 73. I'll do any job to take care of my family. Please share.
Sincerely,
William, Prince of Wales
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Apparently
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The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of "munch-housing-syndrom"
A father heard his daughter praying inside her room...
Daughter: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, Goodbye grandpa..." Dad: Honey, why did you say "goodbye grandpa"? Daughter: I don't know daddy, it just feels right.
The grandpa died the following day but that dad thought it's just a coincidence. One week later, he he...
A man is walking by his son's room, when he hears him praying...
...and he decides to poke his head in the door to see what he is saying.
"Dear God, I love Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa."
The father thought this was strange, but didn't pay much mind to it, as his young son was just expressing his feelings.
The next day the man...
One night, Sally was saying goodnight to her parents and grandparents.
“Good night Mom, good night Dad, good night Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.” Her dad asked her, “Why goodbye?” “Oh, I dunno, I just felt like it.”
The very next day, her grandpa died.
That evening, Sally was saying goodnight again. “Good night Mom, good night Dad, goodbye Grandma...
My Grandma and Grandad beat the Coronavirus....
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What's the difference between my phone and my grandma?
When my phone died I pluged it in. When my grandma died I unplugged her.
Goodnight mommy! goodnight daddy!
Little Timmy: Goodnight mom! Goodnight dad! Goodnight grandma! BYE grandpa! (the next day, grandpa died)
A week later...
Little Timmy: Goodnight mom! Goodnight dad! BYE grandma! (grandma died the morning after)
Another week passed by...
Little Timmy:...
This is the first time I didn't get a Valentine's day card from my secret admirer in 20 years;
First my grandma died and now this;
A dad puts his little girl to sleep...
And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right".
The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence.
The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" a...
Boy says goodbye instead of goodnight
So a boy and his family are praying, and after they finished praying, it’s their tradition to say goodnight, and go to sleep.
So the boy says, goodnight mama, goodnight papa, goodnight grandpa, goodbye grandma.
At the time, they didn’t really think much of it, and the boy didn’t even ...
They say you are what you eat
No wonder my healthy grandma died as a vegetable.
Read the room
Person 1: my grandma died...
Person 2: oh no that’s terrible, I’m so sorr-
Person 3: *enters room* HELLO SUCKERS GUESS WHO JUST ATE TEN TACOS IN TWO MINUTEs
person 2: bro, stop, read the room
Person 3: but im dyslexic
People call me Ruthless...
ever since my grandma died.
A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died...
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After years and years of hard work a farmer and his wife finally decide to go abroad on a well deserved vacation.
After four days the farmer decides to check how things are going in his farm. His son answers the phone...
Son: Did anything happen dad?
Dad: No, I just wanted to know if everything was ok, over there.
Son: Well our goldfish died.
Dad: What, how on earth did that happen!<...
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A Jewish family had to put Grandpa in an old-folks home...
But there were no beds available at the Jewish one, so against his wishes they put him in the Catholic one across town. After a few days, they went to visit him to see how he was keeping.
They were concerned that he would hate it, but when they asked him how it was he said, "Let me tell you, ...
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