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Grandads Jokes

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I walked in on my Grandma sucking grandads dick last night...

I dont know why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him?

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Grandads last words

I remember my grandads last words.....”STOP SHAKING THE LADDER U LITTLE SHIT”

Still miss him...

I’m starting to worry about my grandads age.

He keeps talking about how seeing Hailey’s Comet was so much nicer the first time.

Shortly before he died, my grandma covered my grandads back with lard...

...after that he went downhill fast

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandads pants?

Grandma

I'll always remember my Grandads last words before he kicked the bucket.

He said "Hey, watch me kick this bucket"

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Anyone else hate their war veteran grandads at the dinner table?

I'm trying to eat dinner here grandad I don't care how many Jews you've killed!!!

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Super Sex?

So Grandads been living on his own for a while and on his birthday his son decides the old man might enjoy a hooker.

So he hires a really expensive, exotic hooker with curves in all the right places.

She dresses up nicely and shows up at Grandads door.

Ding dong.. Grandad ope...

My grandads old place has this old fence that for some reason seems to be impossible to remove. Tonight I'm going to try explosives

Edit: Wow I didnt expect this post to blow up as much as it did!

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