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Goth Kid Jokes

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What do you call a goth kid with cancer?

Chemo

How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend?

He sang her You Are My Sunshine.

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A Les Mis Joke (from r/Lesmiserables Joke by u/shepy66

Ok, so there were these two guys at a high school, a really weird, lame, goth kid from France, and a really popular rich kid named John. Nobody actually new the French kid's name, but he was strange enough for people to make up their own. Creep, Emo, Lame-ass, Weirdo, and plenty of other (and much w...

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

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