A young woman is at her doctor's appointment when the doctor says, "Ma'am, I've got your results, and it appears that you are pregnant."
The woman appears shocked. "What!? You've got to be..." She pauses for a moment. "...Kid-in-me."
After a a few moments of her giggling turn into silence, the doctor replies "Did you seriously get pregnant just to say that joke?"
The woman says "It was totally birth it."
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A husband tells his wife, “Honey, I got you some Aspirin!”
The wife says, “But I don’t have a headache.”
“Great! Let’s have sex!”
I bet you a month of Reddit gold that I can guess where you got your shoes, how many kids your father had, and what state you were born in.
You got your shoes on your feet.
You father didn't have kids your mother did.
And you were born in the state of infancy.
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Credits to a homeless dude sharing this with me.
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