Googling Jokes - 14 Hilarious Googling Jokes

I think my neighbour is stalking me. I caught her Googling my name. At least I think she was...

The focus on my telescope is a little shaky.

I tired googling about LGBTQ today

just couldn't get a straight answer.

When googling Gary Oldman, be very careful....

....I forgot the 'r' and went down a rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for.

What's the most important thing when googling Gary Oldman images?

- The 'r'...

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Sven and Ole are asked to identify a body. (Sad to discover after Googling that this will be a repost, but I was recently told this by my 86 y/o Wisconsinite grandmother and wanted to share.)

So Sven and Ole get a sad call to learn that their good friend, Anders, has passed away and they need to identify the body.

When they get to the morgue, Sven goes in first. The doctor uncovers the body and Sven says, “Aww gee, that sure looks like Anders...could ya flip him over and spread h...

This is my first time googling Alzheimer’s

Why is most search results purple?

Today, while googling something about insects...

i found out that the only continent lacking indigenous ants is ANTARCTICA.

Makes no sense at all :-)

TIFU by googling Chernobyl at work.

I should have been more careful spelling “naked miners.”

Tried Googling "Missing Medieval Servant"

but I kept getting Page Not Found

I keep googling “what is the definition of insanity” to find a joke I heard a while ago...

But I keep getting the same results

I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ...

But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing .

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I caught my son googling really sketchy porn sites, and I was completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

I've been googling "how to kill myself" and all that's showing up are suicide prevention sites

I'm like how is this good SEO?

Googling for suicide tips gets you a helpline, so I called them up

They were really unhelpful, should've been called a stop-line with the way they were going about things.

 

>!Because a suicide **help** line sounds like they'll assist you, when in reality they're trying to stop you.!<

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