There are those who check their cellphone battery life at the end of a work day to see how much they goofed off..
And then there are those with cellphone chargers.
Hey girl are you legs broken?
Make up the other half of this pickup line in the comments.
Edit Totally goofed it up in the title. Oh well, I had a few drinks last night and things happened.
*Are your legs broken?
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There are three priests at an airport...
Three priests are traveling home from a trip to the Vatican. They have yet to purchase tickets when they get to the airport, so the youngest priest volunteers to purchase them for the rest of the group.
As he walks up to the counter, he notices that the lady working there has a very large bo...