UPJOKE
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When I was a kid, I goofed around with my dad’s coffee maker before he got done cleaning it.

I managed to get myself grounded.

There are those who check their cellphone battery life at the end of a work day to see how much they goofed off..

And then there are those with cellphone chargers.

Hey girl are you legs broken?

Make up the other half of this pickup line in the comments.

Edit
Totally goofed it up in the title. Oh well, I had a few drinks last night and things happened.

*Are your legs broken?

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