3 guys on a plane who had never met, found themselves sitting next to each other on row of seats on a flight to Pittsburgh. After they had all sat down and got a chance to look at each other, something was strangely coincidental ... they each had a black eye.
The guy sitting in the isle seat ...
"I will give you $200 if you drop that towel."
A post on /r/videos reminded me of this joke, but it's still a gooder.
Early one morning, a young newlywed couple's doorbell rings. She's the only one up, but she's just getting ready for a shower.
"Damn!" She says as she wraps a big towel around herself and rushes to the door. It's h...
5% of America thinks we're doing well.
5% of America thinks we're doing well. The other 95% thinks we could do gooder.