“Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend... FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear it was as though I was seein’ the stars in my passio...
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Man couldnt stop shouting.
Every good morning, every conversation, every single word. The man just could not stop shouting.
So one day, he and his wife decide to see a doctor about it. "IDUNNO, DOC. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO LOWER MY VOICE NO MATTER WHAT I DO. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO FOR ME?".
The doctor says, "...
There once was a snake breeder...
There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the life of him, he couldn't get them within two feet of each other. Frustrated, he called up the local zoologist, and explained the situation. She hurried over, picked up the snakes and looked at them. "You know what I wou...
The Goat Joke
Two men were walking together through the desert when they cane across a deep hole. Overcome with curiosity about how deep it was, the men decided to toss a small stone and count how long it took before it hit the bottom.
One of the men tosses it and they count 1...2...3...4...5... and they ...
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