Good Boy Jokes

A teenage girl is having a heated argument with her mother about her boyfriend, whom the mother does not like at all. "You can ground me, you can take my cell phone, but I am still seeing Roger". "I don't think he's any good" said mom. "He is too a good boy, why else would he be doing 200 hours of ... read more

A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and place... read more

Little Charles approached his mother and asked her "Mummy, whats a girlfriend" To which his mum replied "If you're a good boy, you will get one." Charles then asked, "What if I am a bad boy?" His mum answered "You will get many.

The Teacher says to the class: "Who ever stands up is stupid"
[Nobody stands up]
Teacher: "I said who ever stands up is STUPID!"
[Little Johnny stands up]
Teacher: "Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?"
Little Johnny:No, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the o... read more

yíɡè xiǎo nánháiér xiànɡ tāde māmɑ yào liǎnɡkuài qián.
一个 小男孩儿 向 他的 妈妈 要 两块钱。
A little boy asked his mother for two yuan.

“wǒ zuótiān ɡěinǐ de qián, nǐ zuò shénme le?”
“我 昨天 给你的 钱，你 做什么 了?”
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

“wǒ ɡěile yíɡè hěn qiónɡ de l... read more

Son: I’ll be a good boy for $50

Father: why son? When I was young, I was good for nothing

...at the ripe old age of 97. He weakly raises his head and, through whispered, labored breaths, asks, "Where is my wife, Elena?"

"Oi vey, I am here, my love," whimpers the elderly woman as she clutches her husband's hand.

"This is good," says Ishmael. "And what of my son, Abraham? Is ... read more

When I say "Who is a good boy!" He says "Mao".

Three brothers are waiting for their mother at the airport. One says I'm the best son because I got her a new car! The second one says I'm the best son because I got her a new TV!. The third one says I'm the best son because she's lonely so I got her a parrot to talk to.

The mother gets off... read more