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Why are golf players bad at sex?

Because they try to finish with as few strokes as possible.

Golf players aren't real althletes.

They've got small balls.

Do you know why golf players always wear 2 pants?

In case that they get a hole in one

What do professional golf players do for fun?

Do not play golf.

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