"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you all look out the left side of the plane..."
"... it'll tip over"
(Credit to The Golden Girls)
A guy moves his mom into a nursing home, settles her in, and heads home
As she's sitting in her chair watching Golden Girls, she slumps over to the side and has a strange expression on her face.
Seeing this, one of the caretakers rushes over and props her back up.
Then, during Matlock, she slumps again and is promptly attended to.
During Wheel o...
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture!
(Heard it on the Golden Girls)
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