UPJOKE

Going to the zoo and being able to name only one primate?

Thatโ€™s a gibbon

Need some rhyming help!

Hey r/jokes. I need some help making this cute saying work, since you have such a great way with words on this subreddit I figured I'd come here for some help.

So tomorrow a girl that I really like and I are going to the zoo. Her favorite animal is the sharks so naturally I want to take her ...

The Penguin Dilemma!

There's a truck driver hauling a load of Penguins going to the Zoo and his truck breaks down, so along comes another truck driver, stops and ask him if he needs help.
The truck driver says he has to get this load of Penguins to the zoo on time. The other truck driver says "well my trailers empty...

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