Going To The Doctor Jokes

A man has been feeling a terrible aching feeling in his gut, and recently upon checking it in the shower, he thought he felt a lump! So the man immediately schedules an appointment to go to the doctor's. The following week, at the doctor's office, the doctor inspects the area, and asks the man sever... read more

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me som... read more

One day he is on his way to see this doctor when he loses control of his car and gets into a major accident

The car is claimed as a total loss and he is rushed to the hospital where he is pronounced dead

Thankfully, with hours of trying, the doctors are able to resuscitate him but he r... read more

You just feel a little prick and it's over

The doctor says, "Well sir, you haven't had a check up in a long time, so I'll need samples of your blood, your urine, your stool, and your semen."

The old guy is hard of hearing, and says, "WHAT???"

His wife says, "Give the doctor your underwear!"