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Going To The Dentist Jokes

Instead of going to the dentist, I go to the airport

That way, I never have to pay for cavity searches.

I don't mind going to the dentist.

My tongue hates it, though. He always gets depressed.

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Going to the dentist.

This guy has a dentist appointment in a couple hours when suddenly he gets a call from his girlfriend. She asks him to come over to have sex. Naturally he goes over her place, and eventually they start to 69. The guy finishes up and realizes he needs to brush his teeth so his breath won't smell like...

Going to the dentist is like those movies where a character gets interrogated violently.

It’s pretty clear to them when you’re lying — and if you don’t come clean, you might lose a tooth.

Why was the fat man angry after going to the dentist?

Because they didn't give him enough fillings.

As someone who didn't win a lot of awards, I enjoyed going to the dentist

it was one of the few times I was recognized by plaque

My girl threw this one at me right before bed: "Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"

Because they always do a full cavity search!

I choose to get a cavity search every 6 months

I love going to the dentist

Husband and wife are in bed and the husband starts in on the foreplay.

She stops him and says even though she wants to, she can't tonight. Why not asks the husband. Cause I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be nice and fresh.

Alright says the husband. He sits there for a moment and then says.

Well you ain't going to the den...

It's like pulling teeth...

trying to get people to tell me why they don't like going to the dentist.

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