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Going To School Jokes

I had to stop going to school after being hit on by my teacher.

The bad news is I’m homeschooled so my teacher just followed me.

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A teacher and his student were going to school together.

There was a bridge (on a river) on the commute, which everyone used to pass.

That day river wasn't quiet and was rather scary. Still they tried to pass the bridge. But the river water started to come up to bridge.

The student knew how to swim, and he jumped into the river.
The teach...

They say that going to school is important

but becoming a instagram model is importanter!

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Mom wants her son to go to school.

A mother was making breakfast for her son and when he didn’t come down for breakfast she went up to his room and said “come on, your breakfast is ready and you’re going to be late for school.

From behind his closed bedroom door the son replies “ I don’t want to go to school.”

Mom repl...

The US government should use ICE to ensure kids are going to school this fall

They have a pretty good track record of separating kids from their families

Why did the pirate hate going to school?

Because every time he looked at his report card he always has 7 C's...

Forgetting your backpack while going to school is bad

But forgetting it while going skydiving is worse

I think the $250 million we spent on bombs for Syria would have been better going to schools in our own country

Then there wouldn’t be any teachers left to give raises to.

Son - Mom, I dont feel like going to school today. The kids are too loud, unruly and mean.

Mom - Remember now, you are the headmaster of the school.

Going to school

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Dad asks son if he likes going to school

Son:Ｉlove going to school and I love going home after school, I just don't like what's inbetween

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Early in the morning, the father knocks at his son's door and yells, "Wake up, son! Time to go to school."

Sleepy, the son mumbles to his dad, "Listen, Pops... I'm not going to school today for three basic reasons: first of all because I'm dead tired, second because I hate that school and third because I've had it with those punks!"
To which the father answers from outside the door, "Well, you're g...

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