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Going To Jail Jokes

My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own feces.

After that, we never played Monopoly again.

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My son didn't cope well with going to jail...

He refused to eat or drink anything.

He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own poop.

After that, we never played Monopoly again.

I went to see a psychic the other day. I asked her if I was going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her.

Bet she didn't see that coming.

I never use pushpins at work so my boss called the police. Now I’m going to jail.

They’re charging me with tacks evasion.

If we all end up going to jail for downloading music......

I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail

He was behind bars

What do you call a fish that's going to jail?

Gillty


Credit: my 7 year old nephew

6ix9ine Going to Jail

This is very cool, it means that he will do a collab with my dad!

Is Jared Fogle going to jail??

Because I heard he's looking at 8-12 years...

It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail

I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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