A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England
He texts his father, "Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train" His father replies; "Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"
What did the buffalo say to his son going to college.
Bye son
The doctor says to the patient "I have some good news, and some bad news..."
Patient asks "What's the good news?" Doctor says "My son's going to college!" Patient asks "What's the bad news?" Doctor says "You're paying for it!"
On the first day of preschool, kids are taught how to play Simon Says
After you graduate high school and get a job, you find out your boss is Simon and you got duped into going to school for 10 years when you learned all you had to know on your first day of preschool.
Frustrated, you go back to your high school teacher to learn something useful for once, "Teach...
I am a waiter.
I wait for bus at bus stand daily while going to college
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