There once was a farmer whose five quintuplet teenage daughters were going on dates at the same time.
"As soon as your dates arrive," said the farmer, "I will talk to them personally. If I don't like them, I will shoot them."
Just then, a knock was heard at the door. The farmer answered the door, shotgun in hand. "Who is this?"
"My name's Teddy," said the boy. "I'm going steady with Be...
I asked my crush out and she said she likes brian and not me
So i asked brian out and we've been going steady for 6 months
One time a lady walked up to me and asked me about my relationship with God
I politely responded "Well Jesus and I were going steady for a while but we broke up. One day I came home from work and he was spread out and being nailed by a bunch of Romans, so I had to break it off, he tried to hang in there but our relationship was dead a few days later."
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