One day little Johnny walked out of his bedroom with his suitcase packed. His dad asked him where he was going and Johnny replied, "Last night I heard you say that you were pulling out and mommy said she was coming too. I didn't want to be left behind!"
Two friends are going on a trip.
They see its getting late so one sugests they stop at the first hotel. So they stop at the first hotel and when they are in they ask for a room. "There is only one room left and its on the 100th floor but the elevator is broken. You will have to climb up stairs." said the receptionist. Friends lo...
Al, Ben, and Carl were going on a trip to a ski resort. But there was only one room left at the resort, and it had only one bed.
Reluctantly, the three agreed to share the bed. Al slept on the left side of the bed, Ben slept on the right side, and Carl slept in the middle.
The next morning at breakfast, Al said, "You know, last night I had the loveliest dream. A gorgeous female ski instructor was giving me the best han...
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A man is going on a trip to Rome
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Delta," was the reply. "We got a ...
I'm going on a trip around West Africa.
I've Benin there before, but I want Togo again.
I need a funny punchline...
My bf is going on a trip and I thought it'd be fun to give him a joke and tell the punchline when he gets home. Only thing is we were on a time crunch and I just said the first thing that came to mind which was:
What do you call a sheep with 3 legs?
I have absolutely no idea so if anyo...
Did you hear about the guy in 1981 that got LSD and LDS mixed up?
Instead of going on a trip, he went on a mission.
Slow Fonz
Fonz was a man in his mid-70's who still loved the ladies a lot. So once or twice a week he visited the red lights district. The ladies did not like seeing him open their door. Not that Fonz was a brute or something, it just took ages for him to come.
So one day he's banging Cherry. After wh...
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