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Go To Bar Jokes

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Newlywed husband wants to go to bar

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

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So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wi...

If you're looking for men to date, don't go to bars,

Go to Home Depot. It's 90% men, and they are already looking for projects to work on.

Why do guys go to bars to meet women?

Go to target instead. The female to male ratio is 10-1 and they’re already looking for things they don’t need.

Why don't calculus teachers go to bars?

Because they don't want to drink and derive.

Never go to bars run by male giraffes.

They only serve highballs.

Why don't priests go to bars?

Cause there aren't any kids there

Why can't the children of anti-vaxxers go to bars?

They never reach the drinking age.

I used to go to bars to pick up girls in the 90s...

...then I thought I should aim closer to my age

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