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A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

Schwepped her off her feet.

This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm".

I said, "It's sedate."

I asked this German woman on a scale of 1-10, how likely is it she would go out with me.

Don't mean to brag, but she said 9.

She said she'll go out with me when pigs can fly

But she also said men were pigs, so I don't know what she's waiting for.

Asking your crush out is easy and can be done with two simple questions: 1. "Would you go out with me?"

2. "Why not?"

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I asked an adult film star if she'd go out with me, and she said...

I'm too fucking busy, and busy fucking too.

30 years ago I asked the love of my life to go out with me, today I asked her to marry me.

She said no both times.

Not to brag, but every weekend, I get inundated with girls wanting to go out with me.

Edit: I meant in, undated.

"If you don't go out with me I'll jump off a 300-foot cliff."

"Sounds like a lot of bluff to me."

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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms ...

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