Go On Stage Jokes - 7 Hilarious Go On Stage Jokes

As a comedian, I see no reason to go on stage

They’re just gonna laugh at me.

Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?

Because every play has a cast.

In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn't do it too often.

In fact, it would only happen once in a blue Moon.

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Bob the ant wanted to be a stand-up comedian

He had a wild, bold, and crazy personality and sense of humor. He knew he would be hilarious if he just had the opportunity to get in front of a crowd.

So Bob the ant went around town auditioning for gigs. He let his crazy attitude go full force at the judges. They weren’t too impressed,...

So this famous singer was doing a giveaway...

The prize was a tablet a brand new phone and 1 minute of singing on stage with this famous singer. So a girl named Jess signed her brother up for the giveaway knowing full well he hates crowds and technology but sure enough he won the contest and he was forced to go on stage with this singer. Boy oh...

Einstein and driver

One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the big guys in science. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him :
"I'm sick of all this conferences, I always say the same things over and over !"
The drivers agrees, " You're right, as your driver I attended all of the...

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A blues club is holding a competition for the best blues performer.

Plenty of musicians show up, but among them is this one grizzled old bluesman. It's his turn to go on stage, so he sits on the piano and goes:

- This song is called: "I Will Slap You With My Dick All Night"

And he breaks out into a beautiful blues tune, after which half of the other mu...

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