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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

My glass coffin company "Remains to be Seen" isn't doing very well.

It's an original idea, isn't it?

A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.

Don't know if they will be well received...remains to be seen.

I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business.

My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied "remains to be seen".

What did the financial adviser say to his client asking about if glass coffins were a good investment?

"It's remains to be seen."

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.



A few other excellent puns:

He wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then he changed his mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? - Ireland. It’s Dublin every day.

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