Wha‌‌t d‌‌o ‌‌a glas‌‌s o‌‌f wate‌‌r an‌‌d a‌‌n atheis‌‌t hav‌‌e i‌‌n common?

Jesu‌‌s ca‌‌n mak‌‌e the‌‌m bot‌‌h wine.

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Angela Merkel invites to dinnerparty after G20 summit.

So, true story that has been leaked here in Germany, after the last G20 summit in Hamburg, Merkel invited all the leaders to a dinner party:

Sitting at the table Trump and Putin took a seat next to her, left and right. She notices the federal republic did not spare expenses and served dishes ...

So here's a story...

A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my room mate, Joseph, barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, I don't even remember where he was from, b...

A deformed cat walks into a bar

The bartender says:

"What can I do for you?"

To which the cat immediately replies:

"I'll have a gla-..."

"..."

"..."

"-ss of your finest milk please!"

And so the bartender places the glass of milk onto the bar table.

To which the cat, from all ...

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