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Giving Directions Jokes

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A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my...

My dad was driving and I was giving directions. "Left on Bishop, Right on Main, Left on Miranda"

He says, "I've heard of Miranda Rights, but never Miranda Lefts!"

(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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