1. They would spend it on alcohol. 2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
I was about to give money to a homeless man when I realized that I only had a $50 bill.
I took it out and asked myself, “Do I want this money to be spent on drugs?”
I decided I did, so I put the money back in my wallet and kept walking.
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A Jewish man buys a lottery ticket and wins.
After the news heard about this amazing stroke of luck, they went to go and interview him.
The news reporter asked, "Mr. Goldberg, you have just won $1 million. What are you going to do with all this money?"
The Jewish man responds with, "Well, I'm going to give half of it to my family...
Just had someone knock on the door asking if I wanted to give money to fund blind dogs for disabled kids.
Surely disabled kids are the last group of people that would need a dog that can’t see?
Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?
Because Lamar Odom
What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?
A buffaloan!
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