Give A Man A Fish Jokes

Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year.

Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll leave work early on Fridays.

Buy him a fish album, he will be gone all weekend - sometimes longer.

you feed him for atleast a week (more if he rations the meat properly).

Give a man chips and he'll beg for salt.

Give a man salt and he's going to want a drink.

Give a man enough drink, and he'll start complimenting your wife.

Give a man your wife and you can go fishing as much as you'd like.

Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.

Teach 100 men to fish, you're the single biggest threat to our ecosystem.

He'll poke your eye out.

Give a man a fish, and he won't see you dump the body in the lake.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll be the only one at the crime scene when the police arrive..

Give a man a loot box that MIGHT contain a fish and you’ll get paid FOREVERRR!!

And he will be back hungry tomorrow.

Teach a man to fish and he becomes your competition.

Cut him up into little bits and he becomes your chum.

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-pa... read more

Teach a man to fish...and over the course of the next few years more and more pieces of fishing equipment will disappear from your garage