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Girls night out

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and...

Two wives go out for a girls night out.

Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her underwear, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said, "no more girls night out! my wif...

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Girls night out!!!

Having Spent all their Taxi Fair for the last round, walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The ne...

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Three wives were having a girls night

After a bottle of wine they started to discuss their sex lives,


One of the says :"Girls yesterday I noticed my husband's balls were cold, how weird is that?"

"No way!" Said the second wife " I have to check it tonight, ill tell you tomorrow if it's true"

They met again tommo...

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Two married women have a girls night out...

Once a month they go out drinking while they’re husbands watch the kids. After one particularly crazy night they were on their way home when they both had to pee. They pulled over at a local graveyard and decided that spot was as good as any. Woman #1 decided that in order to keep from making a mess...

Girls night out.

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down far too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the ha...

Couple of girlfriends decided to go out on girls night.

But they had nothing to talk about, because all of them showed up.

Girls night out

Two young married women were having a girls night out on the town. Walking home from the bar they both realized they needed to pee. They saw a cemetary across the street and decided to go behind the headstones. Having nothing to wipe with, the first girl takes off her panties, wipes, then tosses the...

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